What To Do If A Bird Shits On Your Windscreen

I share many ways to make money online within this blog that I rarely get to add to the “My Twisted World” category.

While I was driving yesterday my twisted mind was drifting away on its own and I was thinking about my ex-girlfriends.

I love Women. They’re great.

I’m definitely not any kind of Womanizer and I’ve only had a handful of girlfriends, but alongside all the other straight shooters and lesbians I think Women are flippin’ brilliant!

South African Women in particular are hot as well compared to other countries that I’ve lived in and visited. Not only are South African Women hot, they’re decent, generally quite moral, real proper beautiful Women. The sort you can proudly take round to meet the parents.

I grew up in sunny old England where a lot of Women drink twice as much as the men, can burp and fart louder and many of them have a great laugh showing off these natural talents in front of anyone… Shamelessly.

Don’t know about you but that’s not my bag so what do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen?

You don’t take her out again!

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